The Bible Does Not Say That.

“Thou shalt be a registered Republican.” — definitely not one of the Ten Commandments

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The Holy Bible is made up of 66 books, and… a lot of words. (Though translation counts differ, the 17th-century King James Version clocks in at an impressive 783,137 words.) Though this enormous amount of text contains many phrases and proverbs that have made their way into…

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I read a lot of books and sometimes I’m funny. Aspiring novelist, practicing writer, and Oxford comma fan (though obviously lenient on sentence fragments).

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Amy Colleen

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I read a lot of books and sometimes I’m funny. Aspiring novelist, practicing writer, and Oxford comma fan (though obviously lenient on sentence fragments).

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